宋天明此时正在欢快的看着他的佣兵们训练,他的佣兵们此时正因为吁了宋天明一下,结果被宋天明这个狗东西给罚了双倍训练。宋天明看着他们训练武装越野二十公里,宋天明看了一眼表,对众人说道:“恭喜你们,还有最后一公里,但是你们要在五分内跑完。”
最后众人在最后十秒的时候陆续的跑了回来,宋天明说道:“Well, I'll give you three minutes to rest, and then 30 meters of barbed wire, crawl back and forth 50 times!(翻译:好了,给你们三分钟休息时间,然后30米铁丝网,往返匍匐五十次!)都听懂了吗?”众人气喘吁吁的回复道:“Yes sir!”说罢都在休息中调整自身的状态。
这时,宋天明爪机响了,宋天明心想:他妈的国内的这些诈骗份子真牛X,我他娘的在叙利亚都能给我打过来,这已经是我这星期接到的第592个诈骗电话了!如果要是凯西女爵的话,那我去之前一定要吃十斤大红枣。
宋天明从裤兜里掏出手机一看,是他妹妹宋茜。宋天明严肃的脸上也终于放松了下来,宋天明接通电话:“喂,老妹儿呀,找你哥干啥呀?”宋茜回复道:“笨蛋老哥,该交学费了!你是不是忘了这茬事儿了?”宋天明看了一下手表上的日期,说道:“我靠,还真是,放心,老妹儿,明天我就去你们学校给你交学费!”宋茜又在电话里跟宋天明寒暄了一会儿,就挂了电话。宋天明也叹了口气,说道:“这妹妹呀,就像那发射出去的东方红卫星,收不回来也就算了,还时常给你发点信号,给点钱,给点钱!妈的(ノಥ益ಥ)!算了,妹妹念书,自己就要供她念书。”说罢,就对其他佣兵们说:“Tomorrow I'll go to England and come back in two days. I'm not allowed to be lazy during training. If I find any of you dare to be lazy while I'm away, I promise to let all of you experience what life is better than death with that lazy person! Do you understand?(翻译:明天我去趟英国,两天后回来,期间不许训练上偷懒,如果让我发现你们谁要是敢趁我不在的时候偷懒,我保证让你们所有人陪着那个偷懒的人一起体验什么是生不如死!都明白了吗?)”众佣兵们说了句Yes sir后,就开始训练30米铁丝网往返匍匐五十次了。
宋天明又给凯西女爵打了个电话,凯西女爵几乎是秒接,问道:“My dear soldier, this is the first time you've called me. What's the matter? No matter what it is, as long as you come to me, I will solve it for you, including your physiological needs!(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,你这是头一次给我打电话呀,有什么事情吗?不管是什么事情,只要是你找我,我都会给你解决的,包括你的生理需求!)”宋天明对凯西女爵说道:“Kathy, be serious. I'm going to England tomorrow to pay my sister's tuition, but her two girlfriends want to pursue me, so I want you to pretend to be my girlfriend and solve some unnecessary problems.(翻译:凯西,你正经一点儿,我明天要去英国给我妹妹交下学费,但是她的两个闺蜜都想追求我,所以我想让你假扮一下我女朋友,解决一些不必要的麻烦。)”凯西女爵笑了一下,说道:“Leave it to me, my dear soldier. What shall I wear to accompany you tomorrow?(翻译:交给我了,我亲爱的大兵,那明天我穿什么衣服陪你去呢?)”宋天明回复道:“You can wear whatever you want, as long as you don't wear any fancy clothes!(翻译:你随意,想穿什么都行,只要别穿什么奇装异服就好!)”最后,俩人约了个时间就挂断了电话。
而海浪此时用左前爪扒拉了两下宋天明的裤腿子并且用请求的眼神看着宋天明,仿佛在说:铲屎官,我也要去!宋天明问道:“老伙计,你也想去吗?”海浪听后旺旺的叫着,宋天明摸了摸它的头,说道:“没问题,明天带你去,乖!”说罢欢快的撸着狗。
第二天,宋天明牵着海浪来到了凯西租的总统套房内,宋天明此时很无语,因为宋天明之前特意跟她说穿的衣服正常点,但是凯西女爵偏偏不听呀。只见凯西女爵上衣穿着带拉链的露脐低胸装,拉链还踏马的只拉一半。下半身穿了个黑色的包臀裙配了个巴黎世家,穿了双黑色的高跟鞋。宋天明看的老脸都通红,甚觉得自己鼻子有点热。
凯西女爵看见宋天明这个害羞的样子,哈哈的笑了一下,调戏般的勾起宋天明的下巴,妩媚的说道:“My dear soldier, do I look good today? How about wearing this as your girlfriend? Why is your face red? Is it too hot? It's okay. You can hold me to cool down. After all, our vampire bodies are cold!(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,我今天穿的好看吗?就穿这一身扮成你女朋友怎么样?你脸怎么红了?是不是太热了?没事儿,你可以抱住我降温,毕竟我们吸血鬼身体都是冰凉的!)”宋天明脸红的轻轻拍掉凯西的胳膊,然后脱下战术装上衣给凯西披了上去,对凯西女爵说道:“Kathy, we haven't decided yet, so don't move! You put on my clothes. Don't shake out the rags on your upper body. I have more gun cleaning cloth than the rags on your upper body.(翻译:凯西,咱们之间还没确定关系,所以不要动手动脚的!你把我衣服披好了,别把你上身那几块儿破布晃悠出来了,我的擦枪布都比你上身的那个破衣服布料多。)”凯西女爵听后,笑着说道:“OK! My dear soldier, I think you're afraid of other men looking at me. Then you're jealous. All right, get out of the way. I'll cast a teleportation array to send us to England.(翻译:OK!我亲爱的大兵,我就当你是怕别的男人看我然后你吃醋了,行了,让开吧,我要施一个传送法阵,好把我们送到英国。)”
宋天明听后,也很识趣的让开了很远的一段距离。此时凯西女爵直接长出尖尖的獠牙,身上泛起紫色的光芒,眼睛也变成了红色,嘴里还念着听不懂的咒语。慢慢的,地面上出现了紫色发光的六芒星法阵,最后凭空出现了一个紫色的门。凯西女爵转头对宋天明说:“All right, my dear soldier, hurry in with your dog! Opposite the portal is the villa I bought not far from Cambridge University!(翻译:好了,我亲爱的大兵,赶紧和你的狗进去吧!传送门对面是我买下的距离剑桥大学不远的别墅!)”宋天明听后牵着海浪来到了这栋距离剑桥大学不远的别墅里,凯西女爵随后也来到了这个别墅。
宋天明问凯西女爵,说:“Kathy, do you have a car? Let's drive to Cambridge University!(翻译:凯西,你有没有汽车?咱们开车去剑桥大学!)”凯西女爵回复道:“My dear soldier, what's more? I have all kinds of cars. As long as you say a model, I can drive them for you!(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,这还用说?我什么汽车都有,你只要说个型号我就能给你开出来!)”宋天明说道:“I don't believe you have a military version of Dongfeng warrior!(翻译:我就不信你有军版的东风猛士!)”凯西女爵说:“My dear soldier, I really have the car you said! I haven't driven it! Come with me. I'll show you.(翻译:我亲爱的大兵,你说的那个车我还真有!就是基本没开过!跟我来,我给你看看。)”
宋天明于是牵着海浪跟凯西女爵来到了地下停车场,凯西女爵指着一辆粉色车漆,车门上还有一个米妮鼠的军版东方猛士,说道:“Is it this one?(翻译:是这辆吗?)”宋天明说道:“It's really this car, but don't you think it's strange about the color and pattern?(翻译:确实是这辆车,但是,这个配色和这个图案你不觉得很奇怪吗?)”凯西女爵回答道:“No, I think it's cute!(翻译:不呀,我还觉得挺可爱呢!)”宋天明回复了句:“All right!”就从凯西女爵的手上拿上这辆车的车钥匙,载上凯西女爵和海浪前往了剑桥大学。
宋天明把车开到校门口的路边停下,一手牵着海浪一手挎着凯西女爵走进了学校,来到校长室的时候,宋天明把一包现金放到了桌子上,对校长说:“Mr. headmaster, I have brought the tuition fee. Will you check it?(翻译:校长先生,学费我已经带过来了,你点点看看够不够?)”校长喝了口英国茶,回复道:“Mr. Song, your sister's tuition for three years has been paid by a man named parrat, so you don't have to pay the tuition for the next few years!(翻译:宋先生,您妹妹三年的学费已经被一个叫帕拉特的人交过了,所以以后几年的学费也不用交了!)”宋天明听后觉得很奇怪,等等,帕拉特是谁?他为什么要帮我?他有什么目的?
于是宋天明问剑桥大学的校长:“Mr. principal, what exactly does parrat look like?(翻译:校长先生,那你说的帕拉特到底长什么样?)”校长回复道:“That's a man, because he covered his face, so I don't know what he looks like! All I know is that he is dressed in white and has a wolf head badge on his arm.(翻译:那是个男的,因为他把脸遮住了,所以我不知道他长什么样!我只知道他穿了一身白色的衣服,胳膊上还有一个狼头徽章。)”宋天明一听,立刻就知道是谁了。心想:那个家伙为什么要帮我?况且我们也不认识吧!搞不懂……
但是宋天明还是谢过校长后就牵着海浪带着凯西女爵走出了剑桥大学。
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